"Je rêve de tremper ma baguette dans ta soupe." Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.Ĥ2. "Was je vandaag gearresteerd? Het moet illegaal zo mooi om naar te kijken zijn." Kan ik die van jou lenen?"Įxcuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. "Excuseer me, ik heb mijn telefoonnummer kwijt. "Bent u een camera? Want elke keer als ik naar je kijk, lach ik."Īre you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.ģ9. "Geloof je in liefde op het eerste gezicht? Of moet ik loop door je weer?"ĭo you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?ģ8. I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.ģ7. "Ik ben een dief, en ik ben hier om je hart te stelen." Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.36. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot! Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggleĭo you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love. You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!ĭo you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?Įxcuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me? If I followed you home, would you keep me? Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else. It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did. Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway! If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.Įxcuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together. You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart. I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number? The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.īaby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!Īre you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!ĭo you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.ĭo you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. You know what would look great on you? Me.ĭo you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.Īm I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Want to die happy?Įxcuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?Ĭan I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks? Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock! Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…) Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it… Remember, we can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines.
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